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Mueddie28
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grant wrote: ↑
Mon May 29, 2017 7:17 pm
 Q: What would Chris Martin be if he was Zimbabwean?
A: An all-rounder.
I bet Chisoro would be bowling in national colours
Only if he bowled with a sober mind
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brmtaylor.com admin wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:42 am
 Q: What do you call a Zimbabwe team that concedes 800 and then gets bowled out for 20?

A: hhm's preferred first XI ;)
Zimbabwe's hottest wicketkeeper Chakabva had a duck of 30 balls..That's determination for you .
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Mueddie28 wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:23 am
grant wrote: ↑
Mon May 29, 2017 7:17 pm
 Q: What would Chris Martin be if he was Zimbabwean?
A: An all-rounder.
I bet Chisoro would be bowling in national colours
Only if he bowled with a sober mind
Jerry Seinfeld up in here.
Cricinfo profile of the 'James Bond' of cricket:

FULL NAME: Angus James Mackay
BORN: 13 June 1967, Harare
KNOWN AS: Gus Mackay

'The' Gus Mackay.

Hero.
Sportsman.
Artist.
Player.

**
Q. VUSI SIBANDA, WHERE DO YOU HOP?

A. UNDA DA ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE*
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I guess I shouldn’t have posted the laughing emoji, it was taken to heart, he’s killed this thread completely.
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Q: What do you call a team with 11 openers, no middle order, and no bowlers?
A: The hhm all-white XI.
Neil Johnson, Alistair Campbell, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), Grant Flower, Dave Houghton, Guy Whittall, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Ray Price, Eddo Brandes
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eugene wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:07 pm
 Q: What do you call a team with 11 openers, no middle order, and no bowlers?
A: The hhm all-white XI.
Q What do u call an Alll Blacks Zimbabwe starting lineup
A- A thrashing waiting to happen
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