Q: What does Santa Claus and a Zimbabwean batsman have in common?
A: They both wear red and only show up once per year.
Neil Johnson, Alistair Campbell, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), Grant Flower, Dave Houghton, Guy Whittall, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Ray Price, Eddo Brandes
Q:
Prosper Utseya and Ozias Bvute are both standing on the edge of a cliff, exactly 3km to the bottom. and jump off exactly the same time. Who wins?
A:
Who cares?
And adding a well known Zimbabwe Cricket Joke:
A seven year old Harare boy challenged a Zimbabwe High Court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge awarded custody to his sole aunt. The boy protested that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy claimed that they beat him more than anyone. The judge then allowed the boy to chose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Zimbabwe Cricket team, as the boy firmly believed they were not capable of beating anyone.
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Dean du Plesis : It was tough out there on the park, seems you Zimbabwean batsman only know one way to bat isn't?
Elty Chigumbura : Which way is that?
Dean du Plesis : Way back to the pavilion!
#chinorovesa
CHRISTOPHER MPOFU: 'The problem was fear of failure. I used to think that when I played, if I didn't do well in one game, I would lose my place for the next one but now I've let go of that'
Brighton Zhawi was given out LBW in one of the List A matches, a decision with which he obviously disagreed. He waited on the boundary lines until the umpires came off for the innings break. "I wasn't out, you know, it was heading way down the legside" he said to the umpires. "Look the results up in tomorrow's paper," said the umpires with a grin on their faces. "No, YOU look in the paper tomorrow," Zhawi replied, "because I'm the reporter."
