Needed a new ZC Chairman:apply within
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 8:39 am
Current incumbent would probably use cricket bat as a hammer or for firewood but he can sure mix up some pediatric antibiotics in quick time. He is by profession an Indian trained (we not sure where or what this means.. but looking into it) Pharmacist. We think he got lost and happened to be voted in by mistake, there are rumours that he is related to Thamsanqa Jantjie the sign languager with the top job that really didn't know what his job entailed but brazenly just made shit up as he went along.
The current encumbent has no notable experience in playing cricket although at one stage he did manage to grow himself a mendevu similar to Merv Hughes(whoever that is v ) so a big positive on his future CV for doing that.
The current incumbent has despite being the boss alleged that the UAE game was fixed. One assumes his anger is not knowing if it was....or wasn't. He also managed to allegedly imply the son of the soil Heath Streak was racist in his dealings with the team a complete red herring designed to detract from how incompetent the ZC Board have been who have no assets yet are in debt by 20 million??!?!
The applicant must have played for just more than their junior school first team where there were only 9cricketers to pick from.
Th applicant must ideally be a seasoned national cricketer. (that hasn't lied about his certificates)
The applicant must be patriotic and not given to acts of treason nor misconduct in public office.
The applicant must not be a Johnny Walker drinker and in particular not make executive decisions during the 3rd bottle of JW.
The applicant must not have ideas of political dizzy heights as sport and bullshit don't work together.
The applicant heaven forbid.... may be white, Indian, Chinese, coloured or any other minority,culture,creed, sex, religion etc....because we are all Zimbabweans!
The applicant must ooze transparency, accountability and good governance.
The position will be opening shortly
The current encumbent has no notable experience in playing cricket although at one stage he did manage to grow himself a mendevu similar to Merv Hughes(whoever that is v ) so a big positive on his future CV for doing that.
The current incumbent has despite being the boss alleged that the UAE game was fixed. One assumes his anger is not knowing if it was....or wasn't. He also managed to allegedly imply the son of the soil Heath Streak was racist in his dealings with the team a complete red herring designed to detract from how incompetent the ZC Board have been who have no assets yet are in debt by 20 million??!?!
The applicant must have played for just more than their junior school first team where there were only 9cricketers to pick from.
Th applicant must ideally be a seasoned national cricketer. (that hasn't lied about his certificates)
The applicant must be patriotic and not given to acts of treason nor misconduct in public office.
The applicant must not be a Johnny Walker drinker and in particular not make executive decisions during the 3rd bottle of JW.
The applicant must not have ideas of political dizzy heights as sport and bullshit don't work together.
The applicant heaven forbid.... may be white, Indian, Chinese, coloured or any other minority,culture,creed, sex, religion etc....because we are all Zimbabweans!
The applicant must ooze transparency, accountability and good governance.
The position will be opening shortly