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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by jaybro » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:34 pm

foreignfield wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:29 pm
Finally found my way to the first post and read it with interest as usual, jaybro. Much of the tour passed me by as I had a busy time at work--although I managed to tune in for the Don's great heist that wasn't. I'd give him an extra 0.5 points for putting the widest of smiles (wider than the wide that wasn't) on my face, but then I am as fond of the Don as you are of Madziva & Mumba ;)
Thanks FF for the feedback; as usual the Don was the hardest player to rate, as his input is always huge but his out put just isn't good enough. His innings was a 10/10, but his bowling all tour lacked penetration and wickets.

I feel without that innings he may have scored a 1.5
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by Stoneman Returns » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:36 am

jaybro wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:10 pm
Stoneman Returns wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:40 am
jaybro wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:25 am


It’s reason* dumb arse 😂😂😂
Its known, you are a big dumb arse not only that you are mentally weak deserve a tight kick in youd arse :) fucking prick
You’re the one you can’t read or write dumb arse 😂😂😂😂

Tight kick to the arse 😂😂😂

He is obviously coming from a cave somewhere probably asking his wife (who is also his sister) for witty comebacks; the best he comes up with is “tight kick to the arse” 😂😂😂

Shit house as usual 0/10
Jammy bastard acting the maggot, motherfucker :D :D. Product of prostitute mother's escort service :D -0/10. Your Mom had a fanny like a badly packed kebab :D
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by jaybro » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:44 am

Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:36 am

Jammy bastard acting the maggot, motherfucker :D :D
Hmmmm

Just to help the common man on the forum who can't understand the rubbish this idiot is producing let's try and translate it

"jammy bastard" translates to 'undeservedly lucky guy'

"acting the maggot" translates to 'messing around'

"motherfucker" - translates to 'father'

So Dickhead over here couldn't come up with anything better than calling me a "undeservedly lucky guy messing around father"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shit house as usual; in-effective, wide of the mark and didn't make sense 0/10
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by Stoneman Returns » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:50 am

jaybro wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:44 am
Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:36 am

Jammy bastard acting the maggot, motherfucker :D :D
Hmmmm

Just to help the common man on the forum who can't understand the rubbish this idiot is producing let's try and translate it

"jammy bastard" translates to 'undeservedly lucky guy'

"acting the maggot" translates to 'messing around'

"motherfucker" - translates to 'father'

So Dickhead over here couldn't come up with anything better than calling me a "undeservedly lucky guy messing around father"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shit house as usual; in-effective, wide of the mark and didn't make sense 0/10
Kick in your mother's & sister's gowl :D result of a gombeen :D

Must be a class of the family Pongidae :lol: with an itching syndrome, a shtate :D
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by jaybro » Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:59 am

Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:50 am

Kick in your mother's & sister's gowl :D result of a gombeen :D

Must be a class of the family Pongidae :lol: with an itching syndrome, a shtate :D
Can't master one language so humiliates himself in three :lol: :lol: :lol:

in-effective as usual 0/10
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by Stoneman Returns » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:07 am

jaybro wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:59 am
Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:50 am

Kick in your mother's & sister's gowl :D result of a gombeen :D

Must be a class of the family Pongidae :lol: with an itching syndrome, a shtate :D
Can't master one language so humiliates himself in three :lol: :lol: :lol:

in-effective as usual 0/10
Can't tuig, considers himself the master of English :P :lol: Meanwhile the muppet scriosed personal attack issue who started earlier and now can't bear :D :D a geebag
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by jaybro » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:20 am

Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:07 am

Can't tuig, considers himself the master of English :P :lol: Meanwhile the muppet scriosed personal attack issue who started earlier and now can't bear :D :D a geebag
Tuig?

Scriosed?

Mate you can't even spell; these are made up words :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd happily watch you humiliate yourself all day dumb arse but I'm sure the other members have had enough

If you and Black Mamba would like to keep testing your knowledge of insults and slurs in English by mis-matching words and letters you can PM me; I'd be more than happy to continue laughing at you #pathetic :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by Stoneman Returns » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:29 am

jaybro wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:20 am
Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:07 am

Can't tuig, considers himself the master of English :P :lol: Meanwhile the muppet scriosed personal attack issue who started earlier and now can't bear :D :D a geebag
Tuig?

Scriosed?

Mate you can't even spell; these are made up words :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd happily watch you humiliate yourself all day dumb arse but I'm sure the other members have had enough

If you and Black Mamba would like to keep testing your knowledge of insults and slurs in English by mis-matching words and letters you can PM me; I'd be more than happy to continue laughing at you #pathetic :lol: :lol: :lol:
You signifies a " Mheabhair " who can chukle and itch every time :D Nothing new in it Langer :D
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by jaybro » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:40 am

Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:29 am


You signifies a " Mheabhair " who can chukle and itch every time :D Nothing new in it Langer :D
PM me Fuckwit
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Re: Bangladesh tour Ratings

Post by Stoneman Returns » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:46 am

jaybro wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:40 am
Stoneman Returns wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:29 am


You signifies a " Mheabhair " who can chukle and itch every time :D Nothing new in it Langer :D
PM me Fuckwit
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