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Zimbabwe Cricket Photo Captions

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How about a Cricinfo Page 2 style photo caption thread? Coming up with funny captions for photos related to Zimbabwean Cricket. Of course, let us keep them funny, but civil :)

Here's the first pic:
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Let your imaginations fly high...

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"Okay, guys, enough joking - our World Cup wasn't *really* firing- squad bad!!

Was it?

Uh, guys..?"

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maehara wrote:"Okay, guys, enough joking - our World Cup wasn't *really* firing- squad bad!!
:) Had exactly similar thoughts. Here's my caption:

When the firing squad was ordered for the execution of the under performing Zimbabwe Cricket team after the CWC 2011 debacle, little did the players know that it would be Indian bowler Sreesanth and Pakistani keeper Kamran Akmal in charge of the machine guns. Once they got the information though, they couldn't believe their luck and broke into hysterical laughter...

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Cremer's teammates burst into laughter after his new dance move he shows them turns out to just be the macarena.
Neil Johnson, Alistair Campbell, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), Grant Flower, Dave Houghton, Guy Whittall, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Ray Price, Eddo Brandes

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Here's the second one (of course, we can still continue to come up with the captions for the earlier ones...)
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Blue steel from Zoolander

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Commonly known as a bad hair day, but that is what happens when you go to the same hairdresser as Cremer and use the same hair cream as "Something about Mary"

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'Hi :) I'm Brendan Taylor, and I've just woke up......now get that camera outta my face or I'll kick you to death!'

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After the alleged bird killing incident, Brendan Taylor tries to make up by preparing a nest on his head, to prove that he is cozy with other living creatures.

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