Queens Strip Club

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secretzimbo
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by secretzimbo »

You are correct. But then the remaining 2% have plenty. It's probably less than 2% actually, more like 0.2%. But there's wealthy people in Zim. Even in Bulawayo! :lol:

Googly
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by Googly »

Well it's about $2 in urban areas and a lot less than that in rural.
If they could turn all the franchise club houses into knock shops it would be a substitute for corporate sponsorship.
They could put up 2 man tents on the field if they wanted privacy.

Googly
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by Googly »

Singo could replace Tino, seems like he's got a good marketing thing going here.

Pat_Bee
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Re: Queens Strip Club

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$2 :lol: bumped up to $10 if you’re a murungu with a sweet gig in the finance industry. Allegedly.

Googly
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by Googly »

This is the least of Mr Singo's misdemeanours, if proven in court. Landlords better know the court system real well or the charge will disappear. His escapades so far have resulted in promotions. Proof has been handed to ZC multiple times and he goes from strength to strength.

Googly
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by Googly »

Our cricket is rotten to the core. We need some cool heads here because we are imploding. This is the time to get rid of some scoundrels, despite what dirt they may be holding.
Time to think of our cricket and not the pocket.
Ain't gonna happen.

secretzimbo
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Re: Queens Strip Club

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No World Cup, results at an all time low, no head coach, player morale through the floor, about to lose one of our two international grounds, players suspended for drug use, ongoing questions about match fixing, our three senior players could retire anytime, few decent youngsters coming through, corruption and shithousery rearing its head again, about to waste millions on a pointless new stadium, ZC mouthpieces on social media talking racism again.


It’s all going so well!

secretzimbo
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Re: Queens Strip Club

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Don’t worry, we have this three person committee to fix it all. This time next year we’ll be world beaters :lol:

Pat_Bee
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by Pat_Bee »

All this debauchery is the murungu’s fault. Just like every other problem in the last 40 years.

sam_ahm
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Re: Queens Strip Club

Post by sam_ahm »

Embarrassing to say the least.

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