One wicket, one run

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Re: One wicket, one run

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pariah wrote:
Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:52 pm
One wicket, one run. Catchy!

You forgot Ed Byrom so at least make that 14 runs for the batsmen.

I haven't bothered to follow the game so haven't watched anything, including highlights.

After all, what's the point of following a team that believes a bowler of Panyangara's class is surplus to requirements and can be lost to Australian club cricket. ZIM cricekt is dead!

Anyway, nice to see Bangladesh being consistently humiliated by "quotas"!

NB: Preparing a spinning deck and your 3 spinners(plus reserve) still get thoroughly beaten by a team which picked just one spinner, not just in the XI but squad? My bad. The other two spinners are actually batsmen. My mistake! Anyway, 3 more days of pain. Could get very very ugly, but was always going to be the case.

Touch base again Tuesday.
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Re: One wicket, one run

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Just don't bother some people want to watch the world burn. If you don't bite back he will stop , always looking for a bite .
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Re: One wicket, one run

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World burn?


On day one, I don't recall a better moment at the cricket than when I tricked some Ndebele girl give me head behind the stadium.

Yesterday I felt as annoyed as I did when they forced out Prosper from the game.

I actually think I'm the only supporter here who actively cares and actually makes an effort to do something about it.

Let's just say some failed players may have heard some heated words said at them after the games ;)
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Re: One wicket, one run

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watermelon wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:43 am
On day one, I don't recall a better moment at the cricket than when I tricked some Ndebele girl give me head behind the stadium.
This shit doesn't belong on this forum. Sort this out please

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Re: One wicket, one run

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Been here enough to gauge that this watermelon is nothing more than a shit stirring troller,but i am amazed to see how some of the folk still keep rising to his bait.
Unlike pariah/zcfoutkast,who prides his nature of stance(though ridiculously biased),this watermelon is bound by no agenda whatsoever,tailors his posts suitably along racial lines which seems to be easiest method to get under one's skin.
Just a cursory skim through his 340 odd posts who show how many of them vacillated initially just to keep the pot stirred,when things were kind of going bland in the absence of pariah

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Re: One wicket, one run

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Melon does appear to be the ultimate forum villain.
Closest thing to evil ZCF has seen.

It's both fitting and terrifying that he clearly seems the closest forum member to the ZC setup since jimmylesaint stopped posting.
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Re: One wicket, one run

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Better change the thread title lemon head
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Re: One wicket, one run

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reverbinstinct is correct, watermelon isn't worth wasting your time on. Just let his crap go unanswered.
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Re: One wicket, one run

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sloandog wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:12 am
watermelon wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:43 am
On day one, I don't recall a better moment at the cricket than when I tricked some Ndebele girl give me head behind the stadium.
This shit doesn't belong on this forum. Sort this out please
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Re: One wicket, one run

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sloandog wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:12 am
watermelon wrote:
Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:43 am
On day one, I don't recall a better moment at the cricket than when I tricked some Ndebele girl give me head behind the stadium.
This shit doesn't belong on this forum. Sort this out please
Watermelon got a farm from zanu of...he talks bad about ndebeles & whites..why he is not banned...who knows?...
The is growing magaka & masawu and selling them at mbare musika ...
Why this racist & tribalist asshole is on this forum I don't know...


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