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with the loss of one Brendan Taylor
Zim cricket is fail and getting failer
without a hope & a prayer
and leeches like Utseya
its enough to make me a Car-fume-inhaler!

After giving the Windies a savage schooling
De Villiers must be licking his lips and drooling
Mupariwa and Utseya
against the No 1 Player?
Selectors, who do you think you're fooling?

Banglawashed, in a spin and all manic
World cup's dollars are calling, let's panic!
Whatmore can we do?
Get Campbell in too
- rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic!

Takashinga v Banglasesh

Farewell to poor phil hughes
a bouncer got us all singing the blues
but Vermuelens cranium
is like titanium
fire proof, metal plated and full of booze

Two toads on the sideline, Mangongo and Makoni
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!

Nevermind Mushy, I was laughing at Kamungozi.
He is a ferret.
(what you send in after the rabbits)

Inspired by Zimdoggy - you made me laugh!


Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!

Impressed with Regis. Good technique, using his feet and wrists well. Concentration and temperament excellent.
Chari is a plodder. Tries hard but lacking in skill.
Hamilton is a beast!