[Match Thread] Afghanistan v Zimbabwe: 1st ODI

[bayhaus]

Aaah Zimbabwe... what an xmas present. Half of me feels sorry for Dav the other half of me just says what did he expect from Zim? ShuckS! 129 Dot balls thats 20vers of DOT balls in an innings of 30 overs! Thats just pathetic and sooo tiring! We are really useless at playing spin...

[Train Driver]

We are really useless at playing spin...

........ and seam, and dibbly dobblers, and underarm .........., very good at playing as losers though .......

[Flakeman]

Just checked the result. Have no words. As useless as it gets. Speak soon.

Mutambami, Muzarabani are absolute no hopers.

[eugene]

What a disaster.

[jimmylesaint]

So Chigs blames himself and peter moor for getting out as the set batsmen. Is this fair?

No it's more stupidity from the crappest captain ever. Blame himself yes but why blame someone who did a good job and knock his debut confidence when others did fuck all.
Chigs is utterly useless and should resign because he is not even a pubic hair on BT whom chigs said he'd replace.
Of course the conspiracy theory is that: ZIm must just stay in the Test nations scheme so the thieves can keep on thieving and the players begging for scraps and not getting too big for their boots if they win too much.

[jimmylesaint]

What does Zim expect.
Streak,Flower, Flower, Fletcher,Houghton top notch coaches and we go for arbitrary.
Mangongo, Waller,Whatmore(no allegiance to Zim). Doug Hondo- out of nowhere a nobody compared to the others mentioned- Mufaro another nobody!
Admin want to pay peanuts to the coaches and end up fucking the can.
What is left in the pot as per coaches
Shepherd, nice guy well qualified but needs some years yet as can't take pressure.
Timoni- should stick to mechanics and bus driving nice guy, no qualifications.
Walter C, well qulaified, nice guy but tested and failed and can't take the pressure.
Wayne James, basic qualifications and no man management skills, can't take pressure.
Robin Brown, experienced and qualified but too good for the job.

Prediction___ Whatmore will be gone and manbackback will be back

[jimbo]

Yes the ball that got moor was a crackerjack while chigs Yorked himself

[Jemisi]

[jimmylesaint]

oops i forgot the most successful coach that clearly could also be a danger to getting the Zim team to win frequently. Gary Brent--- but of course ZC quickly chucked him out the fray.

[tawac]

Waller is useless jus drop him already