Afghanistan Tour of Zimbabwe Thread

[Pat_Bee]

Supporting character the special guest isn’t even there

[sloandog]

Maphaka is giving them the hurry up. Eeish he's an arrogant kid for 18.

Wouldn't you be bowling 93mph rockets?

[Googly]

Some phone in thing. Let me rip them a new one right here
Firstly Adam Theo has bought into the narrative that NW is a middle order batsman and he only gets a shot when Raza, Williams or Ervine die of old age.
That means he's being nice because he's being fed info directly from ZC and doesn't want that to dry up. The desperation to be a scoop artist is fucking sad. Not sure he knows too much about cricket either.
NW has opened his entire life, he can bat from 1-7 comfortably. Why is his competition the Big 3 all of a sudden? He started batting at 4 last week
His competition is no 1 to no 7. Pick a number.
If he can't be better than Madande, Madhevere, Musekiwa, Marumani and possibly Ervine after 50 games he must give this game up and go and get a job. In fact i guarantee he will give up because he cant live off 300 bucks a month. If he's not a better T20 player than Kaitano he must also give up. No disrespect to Kaitano who they clearly picked from NPL despite their bullshit lies about that. Yet MW NW and Williams smacked our national bowlers from Takashinga 4 games on the trot! Stop the lies gentlemen.

All Zolsky could do was say you can't compare Campbell to Gumbie. Oh and he had to mention Coltart. Maybe it was Coltart making that comparison, but no-one else is. was expecting this fire breathing guy but he's a keyboard warrior that has to be told what to write or he's unsure of himself.
Also says leave it to the experts but then offers his own "expert" opinion? The irony of that went over his head at 200kph. Now he's baxktracking a little bit and saying Curran, Welch and Campbell have the numbers and maybe a rotation policy is an option? Why is some arbitrary guy with zero cricketing background part of the ZC inner circle?

He keeps saying Sammonds is the guy. Sammonds is the fall guy maybe, but he's not bright enuf to figure that out.

Now Theo is saying big 3 must be phased out? He heard that from a previous caller and gets the go-ahead from Frank. He's walked back his ZC theory that you bat your number allocated to you last week. You could get this guy to say he was trans if you promised him a scoop tomorrow. C'mon lad grow a set it's embarrassing.

Some dude has just pointed out that Bennett comfortably bats at 1 and 7. Clearly the only guy we've got that can do that and fucks their entire bullshit argument.
Madhevere has batted from 1-8 and not well.

Thanks to Baynham and Elon, the public can now do Kwirirai'a job and point out the bullshit.

[Pat_Bee]

Some phone in thing. Let me rip them a new one right here
Firstly Adam Theo has bought into the narrative that NW is a middle order batsman and he only gets a shot when Raza, Williams or Ervine die of old age.
That means he's being nice because he's being fed info directly from ZC and doesn't want that to dry up. The desperation to be a scoop artist is fucking sad. Not sure he knows too much about cricket either.
NW has opened his entire life, he can bat from 1-7 comfortably. Why is his competition the Big 3 all of a sudden? He started batting at 4 last week
His competition is no 1 to no 7. Pick a number.
If he can't be better than Madande, Madhevere, Musekiwa, Marumani and possibly Ervine after 50 games he must give this game up and go and get a job. In fact i guarantee he will give up because he cant live off 300 bucks a month. If he's not a better T20 player than Kaitano he must also give up. No disrespect to Kaitano who they clearly picked from NPL despite their bullshit lies about that. Yet MW NW and Williams smacked our national bowlers from Takashinga 4 games on the trot! Stop the lies gentlemen.

All Zolsky could do was say you can't compare Campbell to Gumbie. Oh and he had to mention Coltart. Maybe it was Coltart making that comparison, but no-one else is. was expecting this fire breathing guy but he's a keyboard warrior that has to be told what to write or he's unsure of himself.
Also says leave it to the experts but then offers his own "expert" opinion? The irony of that went over his head at 200kph. Now he's baxktracking a little bit and saying Curran, Welch and Campbell have the numbers and maybe a rotation policy is an option? Why is some arbitrary guy with zero cricketing background part of the ZC inner circle?

He keeps saying Sammonds is the guy. Sammonds is the fall guy maybe, but he's not bright enuf to figure that out.

Now Theo is saying big 3 must be phased out? He heard that from a previous caller and gets the go-ahead from Frank. He's walked back his ZC theory that you bat your number allocated to you last week. You could get this guy to say he was trans if you promised him a scoop tomorrow. C'mon lad grow a set it's embarrassing.

Some dude has just pointed out that Bennett comfortably bats at 1 and 7. Clearly the only guy we've got that can do that and fucks their entire bullshit argument.
Madhevere has batted from 1-8 and not well.

Thanks to Baynham and Elon, the public can now do Kwirirai'a job and point out the bullshit.

Word, that’s an accurate assessment

Zolsky was totally disappointing

[Googly]

Big George Linde having the game of his life. Utmost respect to a professional monster that has been fucked by racial quotas his whole career. I will have a beer for you tomorrow, my man.

[sloandog]

Who is Adam theo

[Googly]

I'll leave that to Secret, I love his turn of phrase.

[sloandog]

Is welch likely to be another talented player to throw the towel in if he gets continuously overlooked?

[Pat_Bee]

Na, welch is next in line for that number four slot because that’s where he plays

[sloandog]

Is he though? It sounds like there's a lot of animosity towards a young bloke who is currently scoring runs for fun in the only system we have which can justify national selection