NPL 2025

[TapsC2]

Where is Naqvi? Seeing the Muyeye hype train and I just don't understand why anyone would be against Naqvi playing for us. They are literally breaking all the rules for Muyeye to tick their diversity box

[Googly]

Muyeye is a really good player, he's had a really good Blast/100 this year. He's been around County for a while, but hasnt been that consistent, it's a tough school.

That Blast and The 100 are about 25 games back to back to back. To get our guys up to speed we have to do something similar. The odd game here and there just doesn't come close.

We could set up a fake T20 comp and put a bowling machine back of a length at 140 on off stump and get all our batters to see what they can do. Thats currently the only way ro see who's got the shots.
Then stick a Merlin on (oh we dont have one ) and do the same, put Rashid type delivery into the computer.

They could get Muyeye back here tomorrow. Zanu could just admit they faked the letter saying he was a complete undesirable (aged about 18). He'd lose his fake refugee status and he could play against Sri Lanka next week.

Knackers is stuck with getting an investment citizenship or getting a dispensation from the Minister I would think.
The Zim marriage obviously doesnt cut it, which is surprising.

[Googly]

The usual cretins will shout about England stealing our players, but they didnt just let him go, they signed him off

[Googly]

The only question really is- can ZC keep getting all this loot if we keep getting sodomized? It's clearly getting a bit tight if theyre going to revist Cremer and Taylor, but the fact that we are hosting the WC keeps us relevant until then anyway.
I dont know how to identity embarassment?

I think they might get a rude shock after that though, but then weve got Africa Games at Takaz and The Batonka Toilet to keep the flag flying and the 2M's rolling in cash.

[Googly]

We've had the call for unity which simply can't be ignored. Its a Zanu slogan used for 30 years. Anyone who's not on board with "the plan" is not patriotic. The plan always involves untold riches for one or two people, some sweets for their gophers, and chaos for everyone else.

[Flakeman]

Africa Games at Takashinga? When is that happening, G?

[Googly]

No I was just saying when we eventually go down the toilet Takashinga is well set to host any and all games we will end up playing against other African countries.

[Googly]

And all that investment and it's not owned by ZC

[secretzimbo]

Top run scorers after 5 matches;

1 Ali Aqil, 442 runs at 110.50 average
2 Innocent Kaia, 413 runs at 103.25 average
3 Tadiwanashe Marumani, 272 runs at 68.00 average
4 Brian Chari, 248 runs at 82.67 average
5 Ali Hamid, 232 runs at 46.40 average
6 Kian Arnold, 221 runs at 55.25 average
7 Jonathan Campbell, 220 runs at 110.00 average
8 Dion Myers, 180 runs at 60.00 average
9 Tarisai Musakanda, 173 runs at 34.60 average
10 Joylord Gumbie, 172 runs at 43.00 average

Wicket takers:

1 Graeme Cremer, 15 wickets at 13.53 average
2 Frank Mwazviita, 12 wickets at 15.17 average
3 Tawanda Damiso, 11 wickets at 15.82 average
4 Nazim Patel, 11 wickets at 14.45 average
5 Tendai Chatara, 10 wickets at 11.70 average
6 Kundai Matigimu, 10 wickets at 13.60 average
7 Ali Aqil, 10 wickets at 19.60 average
8 Shelton Mazvitorera, 9 wickets at 12.11 average
9 Daniel Jakiel, 9 wickets at 12.22 average
10 Brandon Mavuta, 9 wickets at 8.11 average

[jontym87]

Where is Naqvi? Seeing the Muyeye hype train and I just don't understand why anyone would be against Naqvi playing for us. They are literally breaking all the rules for Muyeye to tick their diversity box

Please stop misleading people. There is no single rule/law that has been broken rule for Muyeye. He is playing because he is good enough to play at that level. They cannot fast-track him to England setup because rules are rules they are waiting till he becomes eligible.