foreignfield wrote:Our batsmen had not played a Test in a year
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
I've seen enough of this player caller Younis
Who for Zimbabwe seems hard to dismiss
He never gave us a sniff
In fact not even a whiff
Let's pray for a ball that he'll miss
Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
PieChucker wrote:Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!
There once was a man called 'Mangongo'
Sean Williams can't play 'cos he said so
Waller was caught
Chari out for nought
But who cares 'cos we've got Mangongo.
