Queens Strip Club

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Pat_Bee
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Re: Queens Strip Club

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Nah it’s not embarrassing it’s dead good.

Go to lords and there’s stuffy old farts, go to the MCG and there’s drunk rowdy shackle draggers. Come to queens and there’s some pretty dancing girls.

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secretzimbo wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:01 am
No World Cup, results at an all time low, no head coach, player morale through the floor, about to lose one of our two international grounds, players suspended for drug use, ongoing questions about match fixing, our three senior players could retire anytime, few decent youngsters coming through, corruption and shithousery rearing its head again, about to waste millions on a pointless new stadium, ZC mouthpieces on social media talking racism again.


It’s all going so well!
Maybe they want to lose the ground so they can justify Batonka

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Queens is better than HSC any day of the week, dancing girls or not. Too Ndebele for the suits’ liking though.

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Re: Queens Strip Club

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Not having that. Not many better places than HSC on a nice day.

Although admittedly this latest business venture at Queens may tip the balance somewhat ;)

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It’s all the trees alongside Robert Mugabe way that do it for me lol, every time. Picturesque 👌🏻

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This is the best story I've read in awhile concerning cricket in Zimbabwe.
Neil Johnson, Alistair Campbell, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), Grant Flower, Dave Houghton, Guy Whittall, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Ray Price, Eddo Brandes

Googly
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I was rereading that article, I'd only glanced at it before.
There's no way Pimp Singo opened ZC Pole Inc. without the knowledge of head office. Even if he'd had the audacity to do so it would have gotten back to them in a flash.

He's using an international sports venue in contravention of the lease agreement. Music festivals, pole dancing etc etc. He's sharing the proceeds with someone :lol:
I'm sniffing Mayor Coltart behind this as the ground is owned by Bulawayo Council.

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Now if ZC built Batonka they could have brothel suites along the top instead of corporate boxes.

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You could shag and watch international cricket at the same time. Ground breaking stuff.

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$5 for front entry and $10 for rear.

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