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Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:37 am
by jimmylesaint
There was an old man called Givemore Makoni
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 5:33 pm
by Googly
Pie man that is outstanding. I laughed out loud.

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:00 am
by PieChucker
Two toads on the sideline, Mangongo and Makoni
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:40 am
by foreignfield
Sums it up perfectly! :( :D

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:13 am
by Dr_Situ(ZimFanatic)
LOL

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:24 pm
by PieChucker
with the loss of one Brendan Taylor
Zim cricket is fail and getting failer
without a hope & a prayer
and leeches like Utseya
its enough to make me a Car-fume-inhaler!

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:34 am
by PieChucker
Toxic Dwarf complained when he was cut
he said racism pushed the door shut
but the saving light
was neither black or white
all hail to Sikander Raza Butt!

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:31 am
by ZIMDOGGY
Time for panic, time to lie
Time to kiss your career goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Makoni you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to Prosper Utseya.

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:57 am
by PieChucker
The master of disaster Inzimam Ul Haq
king of the run out and endless bad luck
has yielded his crown
to a new batting clown
All hail Hammy - inventor of new ways to come unstuck!

Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:24 am
by foreignfield
:lol:

Good to have you and your limericks back, PieChucker :D