Our so called athletes

[watermelon]

Today I was casually going for a walk past the KFC Belgravia in Harare, in a pleasant mood and minding my own business and what do I see?
A bunch of domestic cricketers (a combination of international and Logan cup players) all happily eating KFC like it was nothing.

These aren't overweight cricketers and some I could consider to be amongst our fittest, at least I thought so.

I stormed into the restaurant and gave them all a piece of my mind...
The wort thing is instead of going into poignant reflection about what they were doing and the junk they were putting into they bodies they thought it was more fitting to tell me to go away and leave them alone.

They think they are tough so I picked up a napkin and threw it at one and he got up and looked at me as if to intimidate me but the CHICKEN didn't have the balls to fight and declined my invitation Togo outside and sort it out.
Mis this behaviour fitting of our so called athletes ?
Ranked 12 in the world and they are at KFC eating god knows what like its nothing.

I'm shaking with stress about it and have penned a letter to Oziaz Bvute. I don't quite know where to send it but i should have it shortly as I have a few addresses. Every day I lose faith in our guys that they just aren't serious and I've had it up to here and juts fed up. Ruined my day completely.
-watermelon

[zimlover]

You are not serious mate, You confronted who? names please?

[Mr Twig]

and pics

[tawac]

Why didn't you give than some watermelon hhm rabadabavhuma or whoever you are

[sloandog]

got such a funny image in my head of you throwing a napkin at them and it just instantly falling to the floor

None of your business pal what they were doing. Everyone is owed a cheat day, but even so, if that's true what you say, you're in the wrong not them.

[watermelon]

You are not serious mate, You confronted who? names please?

I don't think it's appropriate to name names.
Unlike them I have ethics.

[watermelon]

Why didn't you give than some watermelon hhm rabadabavhuma or whoever you are

I don't understand what you are saying,
You are always drunk tawac.

[watermelon]

got such a funny image in my head of you throwing a napkin at them and it just instantly falling to the floor

None of your business pal what they were doing. Everyone is owed a cheat day, but even so, if that's true what you say, you're in the wrong not them.

I picked up the napkin which was weighed down by grease.
It made the player stand up and go eye to eye

[jimmylesaint]

Good work mate.
These cricketers have 6days a week of cheat days. They are not serious and will be remembered by me from here on in as the KFC boys who destroyed Zim Cricket.

[foreignfield]

the KFC boys

Now, there's a nickname and a sponsorship deal in the offing.