Watermelon gets entire selection panel axed

[watermelon]

Watermelon here,

Something you idiots don't know about is I've been in constant email contact with ZC bosses and most of my emails (and a phone call) is to sack the lot of the selection panel.

Sick of people like mutambami and raza always selected.

Anyway I got good news that they are going to take my advice on board and sack the lot today.

The good thing about ZC, is unlike other countries like the bcci, they actually listen to their fans.

-watermelon

[Flakeman]

Money talks, neh?

[zimlover]

Keep dreaming Mutumbami and Raza will be in 15 man squad

[watermelon]

Then I'll be calling 'tank'lani and turf them too.

Doing you guys a favour here.

[zimlover]

ZC will never give in to Western machinery targeting us for regime change.
The illegal sanctions have stopped our players from scoring centuries and qualifying to major ICC events.
This sanctions also causing our bolwing department to faulty and produce medium pacers.
These sanctions have single handly caused us to loose out spot at the Test ranking

[ZIMDOGGY]

We don't score centuries because we turf out quality coaches and the players of a High calibre leave, for either not being enough or on time.

They don't get paid enough/on time because sponsors have run away.

Sponsors have run away because there is a history of theft in the organisation OR gross mismanagement.

They are in debt 10 mil to a local bank when they cooks have got an interest free loan from the ICC.

It's almost as if someone in ZC owned the bank and stood to profit.

Nah no way right? Just a massive coincidence that Bvute and Chingoka are On the metbank board. By the way, this is sarcasm. I need to point this out because it's clear that a lot of people don't pick up on watermelon and jimmylesaints natural ingrained sarcasm. Zimbabweans just take words at face value.

Which leads me to this;

Mugabe tells his people that it's the Wests fault they are oppressing Zimbabwe.
The west is reality trying to help Zimbabwe.

If Mugabe cared, he would step down so the sanctions are lifted.
This is the guy that;
Destroyed the country's economy.
Committed genocide against ndebeles.
Lives a high life while people starve below.

I saw that he fell asleep on stage when with the Japanese prime minister/president

He's s bi joke in the international community and leaders literally laugh at him in summits.
What's worse he is getting played by Asia and getting all the countries resources plundered.
Yet he still thinks white farmers (who fed the people and invested themselves emotionally in the country) long term are the problem.

Yet he gets away with it. The Zimbabwean people let it slide.
It's hard to take Zimbabwean people seriously

[auszim]

It's hard to take Zimbabwean people seriously

You need to check yourself if you're going to start saying that shit. Sarcasm or not, that shows you don't know shit.

If you're also going to start talking about Mugabe all you will do is show your ignorance. Mugabe does not control anything in Zim, he is a puppet for Zanu. You think these power hungry people behind him are going to let a 90 year old run business, please. You think they are not saying handeyi Bob handeyi.

We are not fearful or naive to what is going on and what Zanu does or has done.

[eugene]

Zimbabweans are completely apathetic, no will to fight at all. There will be on uprising once Mugabe dies, the army will move in, install a puppet and that will be it. I guess it helps keep Zimbabwe relatively peaceful compared to South Africa where there really is the will to fight.

[Mueddie28]

Watermelonm sandisa mvura pakati pemataco ako...

Argue like u played cricket matches..u played soccer rechiweshe mutara..
U Sir need to grip yourself.. a shona saying..

[Mueddie28]

Where did corruption came from Zimbabwean..
Who dismantled your beloved cricket..
Love it ot hate it zanu infiltrated the game long ago & as the economy goes ; so dors the cricket in zimbabwe...
A 2nd independence is needed ZIMBABWE