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Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:20 pm
by watermelon
I am in a happy mood after the test, so just having a bit of fun here.

I was wondering what would the team like if we put together the zimbabwean and kiwi test teams together, what they would look like.

Obviously kiwis are stronger and will have more people in key positions, but this team below could overtake Australia in my opinion.
1 Hamilton Masakadza
2 martin Guptill
3 kane williamson
4 Rod Taylor
5 Craig Ervine
6 Sean Williams
7 BJ Watling
8 Graeme Cremer
9 Donald Tiripano
10 Tim Southee
11 Trent Boult

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:35 pm
by eugene
You have long been advocating for dropping Hammy, and yet somehow he now makes a combined xi? What is going on watermelon?

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 11:46 pm
by watermelon
eugene wrote:You have long been advocating for dropping Hammy, and yet somehow he now makes a combined xi? What is going on watermelon?
Once again you know nothing.

You remind me of that movie from Hollywood with Ryan Reynolds whos mined has been wiped clean for another paid customer/personality to take over. Can write, can type, can think, but just knows nothing.

Hammy needs to lose weight. I made this combination based on class and not form. otherwise Prince would have been there.

Hammy should be dropped from zimbabwe.

But if he went to Thailand and improved his attitude and lost 12 kilos he can return to the lineup.

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:46 pm
by Googly
Sean Williams may sneak in and Cremer may make 12th man. Watermelon you would make the team as a dick, every team needs one.

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:48 pm
by sixes fan
Googly wrote:Sean Williams may sneak in and Cremer may make 12th man. Watermelon you would make the team as a dick, every team needs one.
this :o :o looolest

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:25 am
by cricket_22001
Isn't Rod Taylor an actor?
And I think it's Ryan Reynolds' "mind", not 'mined".

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:54 am
by watermelon
cricket_22001 wrote:Isn't Rod Taylor an actor?
And I think it's Ryan Reynolds' "mind", not 'mined".
thats how shonas spell it.

i do not make little mistakes.

show your cultural ignorance once again.
Also your username looks like a HTML code.

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:22 am
by Mueddie28
I would drop Masakadza for Raza
how many runs has Hamilton scored in this series..
Nobody is talking about Hami's struggles..
Replace Hami with Waller for the next test..

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:26 am
by totoro
Mueddie28 wrote:I would drop Masakadza for Raza
how many runs has Hamilton scored in this series..
Nobody is talking about Hami's struggles..
Replace Hami with Waller for the next test..
He has the most Test experience, he was one our best bowlers in the match, and he has the safest hands in the team.

His experience alone means that he should not be dropped.

Re: Combied NZ/Zimbabwean test 11.

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:07 am
by CrimsonAvenger
This seems to be the approach ZC and some of the Zimbabwe Cricket fans are taking to solve most problems that we face today:

Problem: Zimbabwe cricket team is not performing at the expected levels.
Solution: Drop Hamilton Masakadza from the playing XI.

Problem: Zimbabwe is reeling with severe economic crisis.
Solution: Drop Hamilton Masakadza from the squad.

Problem: There is global warming, temperatures are raising all around the world, polar ice caps are melting.
Solution: Strip Hamilton Masakadza off captaincy.

Problem: Some idiots around the world are going around killing rest of the humanity, with terrorist attacks, gun fires, ramming trucks to fellow humans.
Solution: Force Hamilton Masakadza into retirement.

Problem: We don't seem to be finding habitable planets outside the solar system as quickly as we should be.
Solution: Kill Hamilton Masakadza.