Jesus sending Jayden Goodwin to Zimbabwe
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:26 am
Ok here’s some interesting news-
Young Jayden Goodwin (18), who’s one year into a WACA contract is taking a two year break to follow his calling and is coming to Zimbabwe to do two years of missionary work.
Aside from my contempt and dislike of white missionaries traipsing through darkest Africa, and for sure he’s going to need to bring torches and candles, this kid is going to want to play cricket and we’re going to see a kid who is the real deal.
The God bothering thieves in Head Office should be singing Glory Be, praises on High, Hosannah, Hallelujah and pray that this kid’s God is the same one that keeps them grasping the cookie jar and whispers in his pearly white- “play cricket for these thieving MF’s and be the white Saviour of Zimbabwean cricket, my son, show them the Way and the Light!” Look he’s not going to stop them being racist thieves, but they can hold group breakfast prayer sessions and at least pretend that God is on our side.
This kid can play!!! He’s the real deal. He can seriously bat and he bowls leggies, a very unusual combo.
I hope Gary Brent is aware of this kid and ropes him immediately into the Rangers. He will be looking for a freebie and Goddammit to Hell he should get one.
It also means Murray Goodwin will be visiting.
It’s an interesting development and I can only daydream-
Goodwin, Byrom, Welch and Muyeye! Houghton, Brent, Flower, Goodwin in the management team and these young men in the fray and we’d have a fighting chance.
Hallelujah
Young Jayden Goodwin (18), who’s one year into a WACA contract is taking a two year break to follow his calling and is coming to Zimbabwe to do two years of missionary work.
Aside from my contempt and dislike of white missionaries traipsing through darkest Africa, and for sure he’s going to need to bring torches and candles, this kid is going to want to play cricket and we’re going to see a kid who is the real deal.
The God bothering thieves in Head Office should be singing Glory Be, praises on High, Hosannah, Hallelujah and pray that this kid’s God is the same one that keeps them grasping the cookie jar and whispers in his pearly white- “play cricket for these thieving MF’s and be the white Saviour of Zimbabwean cricket, my son, show them the Way and the Light!” Look he’s not going to stop them being racist thieves, but they can hold group breakfast prayer sessions and at least pretend that God is on our side.
This kid can play!!! He’s the real deal. He can seriously bat and he bowls leggies, a very unusual combo.
I hope Gary Brent is aware of this kid and ropes him immediately into the Rangers. He will be looking for a freebie and Goddammit to Hell he should get one.
It also means Murray Goodwin will be visiting.
It’s an interesting development and I can only daydream-
Goodwin, Byrom, Welch and Muyeye! Houghton, Brent, Flower, Goodwin in the management team and these young men in the fray and we’d have a fighting chance.
Hallelujah