ZFC Poets Corner
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Vusi dreamed of making loads of cash
so he headed off for the Big Bash
but his hopes were mislaid
he didn't make the Grade
and returned home with a crash
so he headed off for the Big Bash
but his hopes were mislaid
he didn't make the Grade
and returned home with a crash
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There was once a batter named Matsi
He was supposedly very gutsy
He always made the squad
But performances were flawed
That made the selectors look nutsy
He was supposedly very gutsy
He always made the squad
But performances were flawed
That made the selectors look nutsy
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Enigmatic Mr Matsikenyeri
caused his fans to become rather weary
after promising much
he soon lost his touch
leaving supporters all beery and teary
caused his fans to become rather weary
after promising much
he soon lost his touch
leaving supporters all beery and teary
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before it was told
Vusi was He was so called
To Ausie he went and was bowled
He returned home a shy boy
And went camping in the ploy
"Vusi you wont go"
You will have no joy
So the team flew east
To hunt down the Kiwis
Like a baby and a beast
The candy was taken
An Ass whooping we got
So bad it was so good
lesson learnt
Dont ever leave Vusi behind again
Vusi was He was so called
To Ausie he went and was bowled
He returned home a shy boy
And went camping in the ploy
"Vusi you wont go"
You will have no joy
So the team flew east
To hunt down the Kiwis
Like a baby and a beast
The candy was taken
An Ass whooping we got
So bad it was so good
lesson learnt
Dont ever leave Vusi behind again
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There once was a match at Hambatota
Where Sri Lanka gave us not one iota
We hardly fielded a ball
Couldn't read Mendis at all
Of huge defeats we've got a fair quota
Where Sri Lanka gave us not one iota
We hardly fielded a ball
Couldn't read Mendis at all
Of huge defeats we've got a fair quota
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Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Just a few days after they landed
Zimbabwe left the tournament empty handed
With many a duck
And even less luck
In the cricketing wilderness they are stranded
Zimbabwe left the tournament empty handed
With many a duck
And even less luck
In the cricketing wilderness they are stranded
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the Sri lankan spinners embarassed our chaps
and the Saffer pacers caused quite a collapse
now the Irish are squealing
the Afghans appealing
welcome to the familiar Minnows Relapse
and the Saffer pacers caused quite a collapse
now the Irish are squealing
the Afghans appealing
welcome to the familiar Minnows Relapse
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As Zim Cricket gets broker and broker
mismanaged by a certain Chingoka
the coffers are bare
no one seems to care
might as well be run by a dope smoker
mismanaged by a certain Chingoka
the coffers are bare
no one seems to care
might as well be run by a dope smoker
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We hoped to see Pirates of the Carribean
But instead it was more like Halloween
Captain Psycho was dreary
the batting was scary
Let's hope there's no sequel to the one we've just seen
But instead it was more like Halloween
Captain Psycho was dreary
the batting was scary
Let's hope there's no sequel to the one we've just seen
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Our batsmen had not played a Test in a year
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared