ZFC Poets Corner
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There was an old man called Givemore Makoni
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Pie man that is outstanding. I laughed out loud.
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Two toads on the sideline, Mangongo and Makoni
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!
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Sums it up perfectly!
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LOL
Zim Rules
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with the loss of one Brendan Taylor
Zim cricket is fail and getting failer
without a hope & a prayer
and leeches like Utseya
its enough to make me a Car-fume-inhaler!
Zim cricket is fail and getting failer
without a hope & a prayer
and leeches like Utseya
its enough to make me a Car-fume-inhaler!
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Toxic Dwarf complained when he was cut
he said racism pushed the door shut
but the saving light
was neither black or white
all hail to Sikander Raza Butt!
he said racism pushed the door shut
but the saving light
was neither black or white
all hail to Sikander Raza Butt!
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Time for panic, time to lie
Time to kiss your career goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Makoni you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to Prosper Utseya.
Time to kiss your career goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Makoni you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to Prosper Utseya.
Cricinfo profile of the 'James Bond' of cricket:
FULL NAME: Angus James Mackay
BORN: 13 June 1967, Harare
KNOWN AS: Gus Mackay
'The' Gus Mackay.
Hero.
Sportsman.
Artist.
Player.
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Q. VUSI SIBANDA, WHERE DO YOU HOP?
A. UNDA DA ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE*
FULL NAME: Angus James Mackay
BORN: 13 June 1967, Harare
KNOWN AS: Gus Mackay
'The' Gus Mackay.
Hero.
Sportsman.
Artist.
Player.
**
Q. VUSI SIBANDA, WHERE DO YOU HOP?
A. UNDA DA ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE*
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The master of disaster Inzimam Ul Haq
king of the run out and endless bad luck
has yielded his crown
to a new batting clown
All hail Hammy - inventor of new ways to come unstuck!
king of the run out and endless bad luck
has yielded his crown
to a new batting clown
All hail Hammy - inventor of new ways to come unstuck!
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Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Good to have you and your limericks back, PieChucker