ZFC Poets Corner

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sloandog
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foreignfield wrote:Our batsmen had not played a Test in a year
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear

Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
:lol: :lol: :lol: bravo!

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Good ones, foreignfield.

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I've seen enough of this player caller Younis
Who for Zimbabwe seems hard to dismiss
He never gave us a sniff
In fact not even a whiff
Let's pray for a ball that he'll miss

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Younis Khan's name is sometimes spelt as "Younus" too. I hope you don't start finding out words that rhyme with that... :)

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CrimsonAvenger wrote:Younis Khan's name is sometimes spelt as "Younus" too. I hope you don't start finding out words that rhyme with that... :)
Yeah, I know I made a lot of fuss
About this guy called Younus :lol:

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Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.

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PieChucker wrote:Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
:)

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Inspired by Zimdoggy - you made me laugh!


Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!

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Post by ZIMDOGGY »

Clicked on this thread, expecting the worst but laughed!
Well done pie chucker.
Cricinfo profile of the 'James Bond' of cricket:

FULL NAME: Angus James Mackay
BORN: 13 June 1967, Harare
KNOWN AS: Gus Mackay

'The' Gus Mackay.

Hero.
Sportsman.
Artist.
Player.

**
Q. VUSI SIBANDA, WHERE DO YOU HOP?

A. UNDA DA ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE*

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Post by SpitfiresKent »

There once was a man called 'Mangongo'
Sean Williams can't play 'cos he said so
Waller was caught
Chari out for nought
But who cares 'cos we've got Mangongo.

:D

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