ZFC Poets Corner

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jimmylesaint
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Post by jimmylesaint »

There was an old man called Givemore Makoni
"Pulled down his pants," perhaps he was lonely?
Does he have a brain infection?
He's the man in charge of selection.
From our Bangla drubbing
He is now blubbing
Into his pillow
Should have picked Willow!

Googly
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Post by Googly »

Pie man that is outstanding. I laughed out loud.

PieChucker
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Post by PieChucker »

Two toads on the sideline, Mangongo and Makoni
unmasked by results that reveal a bully and phony
with delusions of adequacy
clueless, its plain to see
their selections and schemes are a load of baloney!

foreignfield
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Post by foreignfield »

Sums it up perfectly! :( :D

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LOL
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PieChucker
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Post by PieChucker »

with the loss of one Brendan Taylor
Zim cricket is fail and getting failer
without a hope & a prayer
and leeches like Utseya
its enough to make me a Car-fume-inhaler!

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Post by PieChucker »

Toxic Dwarf complained when he was cut
he said racism pushed the door shut
but the saving light
was neither black or white
all hail to Sikander Raza Butt!

ZIMDOGGY
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Post by ZIMDOGGY »

Time for panic, time to lie
Time to kiss your career goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Makoni you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to Prosper Utseya.
Cricinfo profile of the 'James Bond' of cricket:

FULL NAME: Angus James Mackay
BORN: 13 June 1967, Harare
KNOWN AS: Gus Mackay

'The' Gus Mackay.

Hero.
Sportsman.
Artist.
Player.

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Q. VUSI SIBANDA, WHERE DO YOU HOP?

A. UNDA DA ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE*

PieChucker
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Post by PieChucker »

The master of disaster Inzimam Ul Haq
king of the run out and endless bad luck
has yielded his crown
to a new batting clown
All hail Hammy - inventor of new ways to come unstuck!

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Re: ZFC Poets Corner

Post by foreignfield »

:lol:

Good to have you and your limericks back, PieChucker :D

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