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Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:03 pm
by sloandog
foreignfield wrote:Our batsmen had not played a Test in a year
All us fans were therefore trembling with fear
Tino Mawoyo was willing
But got done by a Shilling'
And the rest never moved into top gear
Our bowlers were equally underprepared
But Jarvis and Chatara were not scared
Price did his stuff
Cremer not nearly enough
Well and Hamilton, two wickets he snared
bravo!
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:48 am
by CrimsonAvenger
Good ones, foreignfield.
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:43 am
by foreignfield
I've seen enough of this player caller Younis
Who for Zimbabwe seems hard to dismiss
He never gave us a sniff
In fact not even a whiff
Let's pray for a ball that he'll miss
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:56 am
by CrimsonAvenger
Younis Khan's name is sometimes spelt as "Younus" too. I hope you don't start finding out words that rhyme with that...
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:01 am
by foreignfield
CrimsonAvenger wrote:Younis Khan's name is sometimes spelt as "Younus" too. I hope you don't start finding out words that rhyme with that...
Yeah, I know I made a lot of fuss
About this guy called Younus
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:41 pm
by PieChucker
Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:53 pm
by foreignfield
PieChucker wrote:Just when the future seemed so grim
and forumites thought the light was dim
the charges of Waller
made us all holler
and momentarily forget the realities of Zim.
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:59 am
by PieChucker
Inspired by Zimdoggy - you made me laugh!
Banglawashed by hobbits and dwarves
bewildered by Oompah-loompas and smurfs
spinning midgets
took all our wickets
and reduced us to peasants and serfs!
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:12 am
by ZIMDOGGY
Clicked on this thread, expecting the worst but laughed!
Well done pie chucker.
Re: ZFC Poets Corner
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:33 am
by SpitfiresKent
There once was a man called 'Mangongo'
Sean Williams can't play 'cos he said so
Waller was caught
Chari out for nought
But who cares 'cos we've got Mangongo.
