Why are you guys so shit now

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PJMoor
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Why are you guys so shit now

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What is happeneing with your cricket, you guys can barely hold a bat and when you do its always telephone numbers as your scores, seriously stop complaining and do with what you have, atleast go down with a fight instead of unzipping your zippers to the opposition every time man seriously, I don`t mean to rant but really, why do your players magically disappear, Brendan Taylor was a legend in your team 4 hundreds in WC , he atleast gave u guys close games in the WC, but now you guys can barely beat any decent associates, pull up your panties ZIMB players cause at this rate, your test status will be challenged and you will be back on your asses. The team needs to drop deadweights, fire the rascal black administration, because they shove their pockets with Krispy Zinger Burgers and integrate the under ninteens or you guys are screwed, I mean, come on you guys have the most dramatic of collapses, your openers can barely build an innings and your middle orders drop like a toothpick, i miss the old zimb, the likes of Utseya, Taylor,Jarvis and many more troubling the opposition. The current bowlers, bar Mumba and Cremer, leak more runs then a prostitue come on guys, we need to show why we deserve test status.!!!!

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PJMoor wrote:I mean, come on you guys have the most dramatic of collapses
Were you watching Australia earlier in the week..? ;)

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Where are these guys coming from? There's thousands of them, I've locked my gate and gone into laager, we're being recolonized.

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Re: Why are you guys so shit now

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PJMoor welcome to the forum, you are forgetting about other greats like Pierre Rinke and Greg Strydom, they had real talent and a strong work-ethic, you would never see them filling their faces at KFC like Hammy and Panyangara.

Watermelon has the truth about why we are crap now. It is mostly down to black-empowerment with the admin of ZC. These guys have looted everything they can find and only sought to line their pockets. ZC needs to return to honest white leadership, keep the blacks out on the field but away from the money and power. This is not racism but harnessing each groups ability accordingly, blacks regularly score lower on IQ tests than whites - https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenandHonest/ ... tly_score/, but on they other hand they are much more athletic, as long as their love of fried chicken doesn't get in the way.

With white admin the game can function, with blacks out on the field the game can look transformed and encourage more of the liberated masses to take up the game we all love. A simple fix really.

-watermelon.
<3 Jemisi rules <3

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