I think it's time I got rid of Elton

watermelon · Post by **watermelon** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 1:18 pm

After today I have had a long hard think about former captain Elton chigunbura.

I think it's time I make some calls and relieve him of his zim duties.'

show of hands?

Actually hands or not, Elton is going to go.

Mr Twig · Post by **Mr Twig** » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:54 pm

*raises hand*

jaybro · Post by **jaybro** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:04 am

So Im confused who is getting rid of Elton you or Streak ???

CrimsonAvenger · Post by **CrimsonAvenger** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:26 am

jaybro wrote:So Im confused who is getting rid of Elton you or Streak ???

Train Driver · Post by **Train Driver** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:31 am

watermelon wrote:After today I have had a long hard think about former captain Elton chigunbura.

I think it's time I make some calls and relieve him of his zim duties.'

show of hands?

Actually hands or not, Elton is going to go.

Ten out of ten for both the funniest and most ludicrous post ever placed on this forum

ZIMDOGGY · Post by **ZIMDOGGY** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:41 am

When I saw this melon post back when, I had a sick feeling that he was up to something. Didn't he just get the jerseys changed two weeks earlier or something?

Then Eltons disappeared.... Watermelon intrigues me a bit. Wish he would use his connections for good, rather than make club cricketers crawl for cash or whatever perv stuff he was saying earlier

gargamel · Post by **gargamel** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:31 am

@ watermelon are you the reason why Chigs has refused to sign his Central Contract and why he was expected to play hist first Logan Cup game in ages. Whatever you are doing its getting under his skin keep it up hopefully he will remain motivated

TapsC · Post by **TapsC** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:09 pm

I'm confused here...what's going on with Elton? please do share..and what is a central contract exactly? I'm assuming its a level below a national contract.

Bulawayo Boy · Post by **Bulawayo Boy** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:54 pm

Is this a joke? What's going on? The other week you said Elton was being humiliated by Streak and Cremer by not being allowed to bowl!! Now you say he should go?

watermelon · Post by **watermelon** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:41 pm

Bulawayo Boy wrote:Is this a joke? What's going on? The other week you said Elton was being humiliated by Streak and Cremer by not being allowed to bowl!! Now you say he should go?

He should go, but at the same time he is getting humiliated. and that isnt right.

Its like if you fire someone, then make them walk out of the room without their pants in front of their colleagues. And they have a little shit stain on their underwear.

Or, as a real life example from my antiquities business, I fired a boy because he kept doing these annoying twitches with his mouth,drove me insane.
I didnt want to admit to the clients that I did this for a petty reason so I then told everyone he was gay and kept making moves on me.

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