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Re: Zimbabwe Cricket Jokes

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brmtaylor.com admin wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:42 am
Q: What do you call a Zimbabwe team that concedes 800 and then gets bowled out for 20?

A: hhm's preferred first XI ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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In fairness to pariah, he does pretty much end up selecting the same team as most of us. Taylor still makes the cut despite his moaning about his abilities and Williams often does too.
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Re: Zimbabwe Cricket Jokes

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Conant wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:00 pm
brmtaylor.com admin wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:42 am
Q: What do you call a Zimbabwe team that concedes 800 and then gets bowled out for 20?

A: hhm's preferred first XI ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Q -What do other countries call a full strength zimbabwean batting line
A - A bunch of mediocre all-rounders with a wicketkeeper
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Mueddie28 wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:08 am
Q -What do other countries call a full strength batting line
A - A bunch of mediocre all-rounders with a wicketkeeper
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Whose ghost account is this?

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Mueddie28 wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:08 am
Conant wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:00 pm
brmtaylor.com admin wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:42 am
Q: What do you call a Zimbabwe team that concedes 800 and then gets bowled out for 20?

A: hhm's preferred first XI ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Q -What do other countries call a full strength batting line
A - A bunch of mediocre all-rounders with a wicketkeeper

Worst.joke.ever.
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Re: Zimbabwe Cricket Jokes

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ZIMDOGGY wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:58 am
Mueddie28 wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:08 am
Conant wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:00 pm


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Q -What do other countries call a full strength batting line
A - A bunch of mediocre all-rounders with a wicketkeeper

Worst.joke.ever.
Leave Mueddie alone

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:lol: :lol:

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Googly wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:04 pm
:lol: :lol:
Q_Watermelon on ZCF
A - Got his nickname by taking a white cricketer'a farm & now going watermelons

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Re: Zimbabwe Cricket Jokes

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Googly wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:04 pm
:lol: :lol:
Q -Why is Panyangara not being selected for national duty
A - Ask people at KFC

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Googly wrote:
Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:04 pm
:lol: :lol:
Q-Why is Luke Jongwe not being selected for national duty
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