Zimbabwe vs India 2022 First One day International

[Mr Twig]

DRS saves Reggie

[Googly]

Our third umpire jumped all over that tiny spike as the ball was an inch past the bat. Is there a delay like that or was that a dodgy call?

[Googly]

Cmon Reggie u have to play with a straighter bat. He needs to try and be there by the 40th over for us to have a chance of posting anything vaguely decent

[Dr_Situ(ZimFanatic)]

Ok Williams gone to a back foot edge, good delivery, squared him up.
If I was Zim Home Office I'd bring a truck and round up these Zimbabwean Indians who've been here 4 generations and still support India. Most of those cunts haven't been further than Rezende St.

Very disrespectful logic Googly! Didn’t expect this from you. By the same logic, I have lived my entire life in India, never ever been to Zimbabwe but always supported Zimbabwe in an Ind-Zim match to the extent that I am branded as a traitor.

No, Googly has a point. I wouldn't mind these guys supporting India today/this week, as long as they came out and supported Zim and cricket in general the rest of the year, but they don't. Some of these Indian families have been here 100 years - plenty of them can't even speak good Hindi - but they are out there waving Indian flags. And then they'll totally disappear for the next five years until next time we play India.



Anyway, how's it looking guys? Is the pitch as unplayable as we the scorecard says? Damn I wish I could watch this.

Ah! Gone are the days of old, good ZCF!! Feel sorry for you.

[Mr Twig]

Our third umpire jumped all over that tiny spike as the ball was an inch past the bat. Is there a delay like that or was that a dodgy call?

I've seen calls like that in other games. I think it's the correct decision. I've heard the explanation that sometimes it's not a perfect sync between vision and audio.

[sloandog]

that was a bad call. The ball had passed the bat. He couldn't wait to get that in Zimbabwe's favour could he haha

[sloandog]

That was absolutely appalling from Burl. Crunches a boundary and then plays a shot like that. Really was poor

[Googly]

Jeez relax Doc.
It's true what I'm saying. They're damn annoying and they've been doing it for years. Same as the Indian supporters in Durban. Have some allegiance to the country that has put Mercedes Benz on your table for 4 generations.
Plus I can tell you for sure most have never been to India, couldn't even point to it on a map.

[secretzimbo]

Very disrespectful logic Googly! Didn’t expect this from you. By the same logic, I have lived my entire life in India, never ever been to Zimbabwe but always supported Zimbabwe in an Ind-Zim match to the extent that I am branded as a traitor.

No, Googly has a point. I wouldn't mind these guys supporting India today/this week, as long as they came out and supported Zim and cricket in general the rest of the year, but they don't. Some of these Indian families have been here 100 years - plenty of them can't even speak good Hindi - but they are out there waving Indian flags. And then they'll totally disappear for the next five years until next time we play India.



Anyway, how's it looking guys? Is the pitch as unplayable as we the scorecard says? Damn I wish I could watch this.

Ah! Gone are the days of old, good ZCF!! Feel sorry for you.

Sorry, did I say something factually incorrect? Maybe you can enlighten me with your knowledge of the Zimbabwean Asian community?

[Googly]

I might go down there and issue claps this afternoon. One angry guy will have those dudes frantically looking for Zim flags. I'll get them to sit in Castle Corner and learn some Shona songs. Fuckers