Regional Trials

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I see Marumani has been omitted from these "trials"

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You know you're doomed when even the ZC app is failing

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Our seaming all rounders are Jongwe, Mashinge and Akram. Proteas have Coetzee and Jansen. I think we'd struggle.

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I see Marumani has been omitted from these "trials"

He could have course be there. I don't think the lists we've seen bear much resemblance to what's on the ground.
Who organises this stuff? This level of incompetence is rare. It would be fun to see who the geniuses are.
The one thing you can hang your hat on is drunken biased umpiring and a disastrous pitch with all this weather.

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The playing kit has just been handed out, someone made a pretty penny from that, but they forgot that people are different shapes and heights. Looking forward to seeing Blessing and Richie in their longs.

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Where are you seeing all this stuff?

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Just got some WhatsApps from a couple of guys at the ground. Coaches are looking for Matt Welch as he was supposed to have been there. Someone "accidentally" forgot to tell him and cost him a long shot at selection

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Surely up to the coaches to check their players are making their way?
You can only laugh. So easy to understand why we are doomed.

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I think people have given up caring. Job now is to roll up their sleeves and make some cash.
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The pole dancing there could actually be a hit, those two toed ladies will master The Pole in mere minutes. Could become a world wide attraction. The Pimp Meister could take a traveling circus on a world tour.