Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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sam_ahm
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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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Hasn't been as Big an embarrassment as I had thought but still quite poor so far. If Zimbabwe can make England bat again, it will be huge.

Absolute shit decision to play Madhevere and Raza over Nick Welch... Again we all know why such shit decisions are taken but I'd rather not say it. Fucking shit decision that.

zimbot
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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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Googly wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 6:16 am
There's a similar thing going on in SA atm with Trump and Ramaphosa. Everyone knows that ANC have all but destroyed SA and the South Africans hate Zimbabweans and kill them regularly along with the SA farmers but the consensus here is that Trump should mind his own business and leave Ramaphosa to govern as he pleases.
If you can make sense of that then you'll understand Africa.
It sure looks like South Africa is screwed. With the way things are going, we could see a million Rand note within the next 20 years.

secretzimbo
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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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If Raza wasn’t brown he wouldn’t get anywhere near the levels of hate.

Crazy. Arguably in our top three players ever and he gets dogs abuse.

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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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He’s 14th in the all time test run scoring list and 11th in the all time test wicket taking list. 6th highest batting average and 11th highest bowling average. That’s statistically miles from the top three whichever way it’s measured :lol: :lol:

It’s nothing about race and playing that card is the act of someone who is out of logical arguments :lol:

secretzimbo
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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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Pat_Bee wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:06 am
He’s 14th in the all time test run scoring list and 11th in the all time test wicket taking list. 6th highest batting average and 11th highest bowling average. That’s statistically miles from the top three whichever way it’s measured :lol: :lol:

It’s nothing about race and playing that card is the act of someone who is out of logical arguments :lol:
I did try logic, but then I realised you are either a racist or a retard.

secretzimbo
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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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Pat_Bee wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:06 am
He’s 14th in the all time test run scoring list and 11th in the all time test wicket taking list. 6th highest batting average and 11th highest bowling average. That’s statistically miles from the top three whichever way it’s measured :lol: :lol:

It’s nothing about race and playing that card is the act of someone who is out of logical arguments :lol:
In trying to discredit him, I believe you have actually just declared him Zimbabwe's greatest ever Test all-rounder if those figures are true. Well done. Not bad considering it's actually his worst of the three formats too.

There's really no accounting for the lack of IQ that English people have, sorry.

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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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secretzimbo wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:08 am
Pat_Bee wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:06 am
He’s 14th in the all time test run scoring list and 11th in the all time test wicket taking list. 6th highest batting average and 11th highest bowling average. That’s statistically miles from the top three whichever way it’s measured :lol: :lol:

It’s nothing about race and playing that card is the act of someone who is out of logical arguments :lol:
I did try logic, but then I realised you are either a racist or a retard.
I’m neither :lol:

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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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secretzimbo wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:17 am
Pat_Bee wrote:
Sat May 24, 2025 9:06 am
He’s 14th in the all time test run scoring list and 11th in the all time test wicket taking list. 6th highest batting average and 11th highest bowling average. That’s statistically miles from the top three whichever way it’s measured :lol: :lol:

It’s nothing about race and playing that card is the act of someone who is out of logical arguments :lol:
In trying to discredit him, I believe you have actually just declared him Zimbabwe's greatest ever Test all-rounder if those figures are true. Well done. Not bad considering it's actually his worst of the three formats too.

There's really no accounting for the lack of IQ that English people have, sorry.
Well there you go :lol: I’ll accept that then.

He still owes us some runs this innings though.

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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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Really can’t see Curran lasting long here. Difficult overcast conditions, Stokes swinging the ball.

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Re: Zimbabwe vs England | Only Test | 22 - 25th May 2025

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:4: Curran could do with a bit of luck

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