ZFC Poets Corner

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Mueddie28
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Zim zim Zimbabwe
chigs an all rounder who doesn't bowl
while Raza spins & smashes
Sean a sweeping genuis looks on
as Vusi pulls for another out on
a dry patch field C'mon
call welly, spin on bro
Chibhbha rhythms to thesweet
Strokes of Craig's bat..
lets not forgot the big soft Hami...
Play hard Zimbabwe Stay strong Zim

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CrimsonAvenger
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Great to have you back PieChucker, and what a comeback too!

Googly
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Mueddie is definitely no poet
This is a fact and I know it.
His lack of rhyming skills
Makes me think he's on pills
Put that pen away, please stow it.

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Post by Googly »

If you want to be a Nyoni
You have to tithe to Timoni.
If you come from Binga
You can't play for Takashinga
Unless you give to Makoni

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Post by Googly »

I have to say that's pretty funny!!

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gargamel
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Quite funny
Rainbow Cricket Club First and Always

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CrimsonAvenger
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There was once an allrounder named Chigumbura
Whose popularity grew much beyond Bindura
He lost interest in cricket gigs
Started rearing swines and pigs
Now he is only good to beat a school 4th XI from Bujumbura


There was once a cricketer named Waller
To fit whom the batting order grew taller and taller
His abilities had vanished
But he was never getting banished
Just like a committed Internet troller

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eugene
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Post by eugene »

CrimsonAvenger wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:16 am
There was once an allrounder named Chigumbura
Whose popularity grew much beyond Bindura
He lost interest in cricket gigs
Started rearing swines and pigs
Now he is only good to beat a school 4th XI from Bujumbura


There was once a cricketer named Waller
To fit whom the batting order grew taller and taller
His abilities had vanished
But he was never getting banished
Just like a committed Internet troller
Gold!
Neil Johnson, Alistair Campbell, Murray Goodwin, Andy Flower (w), Grant Flower, Dave Houghton, Guy Whittall, Heath Streak (c), Andy Blignaut, Ray Price, Eddo Brandes

foreignfield
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:D :D

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Post by PieChucker »

Thrashed in three days by Pakistan
Can Zimbabwe make a last stand
well just have to wait
and see if our fate
is safe in Willams' gammy hand

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