Racial Harmony Idea

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Racial Harmony Idea

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After watching some ISIS videos on YouTube I think I have an extremely simple idea on how to advance our game forward racially to the benefit of everyone. Whether white, black, Asian or mongrel.

Muslims have this thing called 'jizya' which is a tax they want to slag on all non Muslims once they gain power.

I thought from a ZC perspective that we can have our own Jizya of sorts.

The idea would be something like this;

Allow for the (much smarter) white administrators to re-take over our game, and for all the players and fans to return under the premise they kick back a little tax to those that would be missing out.

Vincent Hogg can return in exchange for 15% of his salary to bvute.

Gary Brent can come back whilst kicking something up to prosper utseya and timoni.

Jarvis can come back on the basis that madziva or someone gets his petrol tank filled per week.

On the fan side, we can have googly allowed to enter the stadium if he coughs up a little something for Conant and when Jaybro visits, rupenis ticket into the ground is covered.


Whites get their game back but blacks get a little $omething on the side for their grace and generosity to allow this.

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Re: Racial Harmony Idea

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However,
It must be noted that I see no reason for Jemisi to be subject to this tax, and I'll be irate with anyone who suggests otherwise, you could not justify it.
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Anything ongoing would be problematic in a way similar to the problems quotas present.

However, some forced or voluntary redundancies to help clear out some of the crooks and deadwood may be a decent idea once the politics settle.

I'd be happy to kick in some bucks to a redundancy for a couple of people if it meant they moved out of the way and let some genuine administrators get cracking.

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watermelon wrote:After watching some ISIS videos on YouTube I think I have an extremely simple idea on how to advance our game forward racially to the benefit of everyone. Whether white, black, Asian or mongrel.

Muslims have this thing called 'jizya' which is a tax they want to slag on all non Muslims once they gain power.

I thought from a ZC perspective that we can have our own Jizya of sorts.

The idea would be something like this;

Allow for the (much smarter) white administrators to re-take over our game, and for all the players and fans to return under the premise they kick back a little tax to those that would be missing out.

Vincent Hogg can return in exchange for 15% of his salary to bvute.

Gary Brent can come back whilst kicking something up to prosper utseya and timoni.

Jarvis can come back on the basis that madziva or someone gets his petrol tank filled per week.

On the fan side, we can have googly allowed to enter the stadium if he coughs up a little something for Conant and when Jaybro visits, rupenis ticket into the ground is covered.


Whites get their game back but blacks get a little $omething on the side for their grace and generosity to allow this.

-watermelon
Lol, such a clown.

I thoroughly resent the idea in any shape or form that Googly might in anyway be better than me in anything. ;)

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Hahaha!! First Class Internet!! What a string of posts!!! thanks for the laughs!!

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Why do I get a free ticket ?
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jaybro wrote:Why do I get a free ticket ?
You don't dimwit.

You pay normal price but also pay the ticket for someone that is black.
Thats the tax you pay to be involved in or see cricket as a white person.

The jizya.
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watermelon wrote:
jaybro wrote:Why do I get a free ticket ?
You don't dimwit.

You pay normal price but also pay the ticket for someone that is black.
Thats the tax you pay to be involved in or see cricket as a white person.

The jizya.

Hahah I'm a dimwit look at the rubbish you're producing .....

Btw by putting the comma after my name it would suggest you were talking about me in the previous statement about Googly supplying a ticket for conant. So before you go calling people dimwits I'd work on my grammar :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Btw I'm not white either dipshit .....
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jaybro wrote:Btw I'm not white either dipshit .....
Yes you are, you look like comic book guy from the Simpsons. How's south Sydney crickey club going?
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